Blonde joke #1

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "2 to 4 years."

Q: Why did the blonde get so frustrated when she wanted to start building her model of the Nutshell Pram?
A: Because she'd had the entire kit for 10 years, and in fact had been reading the instructions a few weeks ago, but three days ago when she wanted to start to work on it, she couldn't find the instruction sheets or the plans, and she cleaned her entire house, including her teenage son's snakepit of a room, looking for them, to no avail.

Q: What did the blonde do?
A: She called Wooden Boat and requested another set of instructions and plans. They're on the way. Yay!