Blonde joke #4

Did you think I had forgotten the blonde jokes? The first one is especially good; it took me a while to get it:

1. Did you hear about the blonde who went to the library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"?
Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.

2. A blonde drives up to her house and sees that it is on fire. From her cell phone, she calls the fire department in a panic. The dispatcher tells her to settle down; they need to know how to get to her house. The blonde replies, "Duh, in your big red fire truck."

3. What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?