Suddenly Sudoku

Do you Sudoku? No? Do you hit yourself in the head repeatedly with a castiron skillet? So asks newspaper columnist David Grimes, from Florida. Suddenly Sudoku is everywhere, but David Grimes and I hate it. Eric is no fan, either, and you are probably wondering, Who is Eric? Well, Eric is the person in David Grimes's column who said, "I think Sudoku is boring, but many of our elders love it because it gives them a different mental activity to go with the crossword. Got to stave off dementia, after all, and any mental activity helps." Then David said, "Let's see...dementia...Sudoku...dementia...Sudoku."

What would that columnist have to say about an aging boomer of the blonde persuasion building a boat? "Let's see... dementia...boatbuilding...dementia...boatbuilding."